mood: infected

According to the Human Virus Scanner I’m infected with the following memes:

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures,
if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of
every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV
Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask
you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals. 

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line
of defence for Earth.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and
it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.

Politics
Stop caring!

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like
cat piss.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something
with your life.

Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

UNIX (90%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern
operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday. 

Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a
doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

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