RSSHo-ho-ho, Merry Halloween! |
mood: ironic
Should have posted this a month ago, but figured that its actually appropriate again with the change in seasons. Back on Halloween day I was trying to figure out what to wear to the couple of parties I was going to that evening (yeah, I know, if I live forever it’ll be because I just procrastinated on dying). Proved nigh impossible, since all the stores decided that it was already Christmas (apparently Thanksgiving is no longer a significant holiday). After running around to a bunch of places and coming up empty, I decided if I couldn’t beat them, I’d join them (or at least mock them) and put together a Santa costume. 
And, yes, Walmart had a ton of Santa hats to choose from [sigh]. I also found there at Walmart one of the most annoying things ever created — a dancing x-mas tree that sings “Jinglebell Rock”. I just had to have it [evil grin]. Before going to the parties, handed out candy to the kiddies while playing with their minds (”Ho-ho-ho, Merry Halloween!”). At the parties the costume proved pretty popular and I delighted in the pained moans whenever I played the tree. Oddly enough several of the ladies liked my padded belly (”It’s so real!”) [err, no it isn’t really ^_^;;]…
So in honor of X-mas season
